The Anti-Aging Stocks: Who's Serving Our Youth-Obsessed Culture?
Looking for companies who have made it their business to serve the wealthy and no longer youthful? Here's where to start your research.
Taking into account that actual product efficacy is a mixed bag, following are a few of the paths the Western world is paving on its tireless quest to turn back the arthritic hands of time.
Human Growth Hormone
More energy. Tighter and more radiant skin. Increased lean muscle mass. Improved mood. A better sex life. These are the unbelievable benefits being attributed to human growth hormone (hGH).
Hollywood has apparently been lining up for shots of this stuff. Although it's supposed to be tightly regulated and reserved for patients with rare disorders like pituitary adenoma, doctors are injecting the A-listers away and writing them prescriptions for products like Pfizer's (NYSE:PFE) Genoropin so they can conveniently shoot up hGH at home.
The market is also seeing hGH pop up in pill form. Vaguely pharmaceutical-sounding SanMedica International has an oral product called SeroVital-hgh. Nevermind that the FDA hasn't touched it with a 10-foot pole; it got all the endorsement it needed to fly off the shelves when Dr. Oz plugged it on his show.
Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau don't know how good they had it. If the incessant TV drug ads are any indication, being a grumpy old man is no longer an acceptable part of aging.
After age 30, men gradually stop beating their chests and are able to commit increasing brain power to subject matters not related to their sex life. . These are symptoms -- along with occasional, aforementioned grumpiness -- of the body's natural decline in testosterone production. They are also what make men grown-ups.
But underarm gels and solutions like AbbVie Inc.'s (NYSE:ABBV) AndroGel and Eli Lilly's (NYSE:LLY) Axiron have been developed to fix "low T," a condition considered by some critics to be a pharmaceutical-company-invented syndrome. The risks run the gamut between cardiovascular distress and self-immolation.
Stem Cell Treatments
No longer just a breakthrough medicine for age-related diseases like cancer, spinal-cord injuries, diabetes, or Parkinson's, stem cell therapy is now being used to "treat" aging. Get a load of these surgical nuggets.
A cosmetic clinic in Beverly Hills tried to give a patient a face-lift by injecting the area around her eyes with the stem cells isolated from her abdomen fat during her tummy tuck along and some dermal filler. While it's a nice use of the two-birds-with-one-stone idiom, the more than $20,000 procedure generated brand-new bone fragments around her eyes.
Scientific American suspects dozens, if not hundreds, of clinics around the country are using similar stem cell treatments that are neither tested nor FDA approved and cost anywhere between $3,000 and $30,000. The StemGenex clinic in La Jolla, CA, for example, will make you a natural Brazilian butt with your very own fat. And if stem cell clinics like Doral, FL's Nuvocell do in fact become the gold standard for hair loss treatment, we'll all be fabulous at our own open-coffined wakes with lustrous, full heads of hair.
It's tragic enough that we've been steadily losing the Florida panther to overdevelopment in the South, but soon the US Fish & Wildlife Service may have another species to add to its endangered list: the silver fox.
In less than two years, the mass market will see the introduction of an anti-gray-hair pill from cosmetics company L'Oreal (EPA.OR). What's currently a "watertight proof of concept" will be in full production by 2015.
Employing fruit extracts that mimic certain natural enzymes, in theory, the pill will prevent the buildup of hydrogen peroxide in hair follicles -- which causes oxidative stress and graying. "Prevent" is the operative word here. This isn't a gray-reversing supplement, so if you've already been sprayed with (as Bill Cosby put it) "God's graffiti," you're out of luck.
In fact, this treatment is really only designed for those still in the prime of their locks. Those who find complete success with the pill may have to start popping it a full 10 years before they anticipate going gray.
Wrinkle-Fighters, Fat-Busters, Breast Enhancers, and Eyelash Thickeners
Like its trademarked name suggests, the science-based aesthetic product offerings from pharmaceutical giant Allergan (NYSE:AGN) have the age-afraid around the globe covered from head to toe. After all, this company is the mother of Botox, which is expected to become a $3 billion market by 2018.
Also, as the creator of the original Lap-Band system, Allergan may be responsible for getting Chris Christie fit enough for a presidential bid in a few more years, and for giving Halle Berry a few more blockbuster movie nude scenes, thanks to the company's Natrelle breast implants and tissue expanders. Then there's Latisse for the weak-eyelashed among us and, last but certainly not least, a number of creams and lotions for the wrinkle-wrought.
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