Ionization energy is the amount of energy required to detach an electron from a neutral atom. So, what’s that got to do with health? Nothing! But that hasn’t stopped marketers from claiming ionized bracelets enhance “wellness.” The semi-conscious paid about $200 each for ionized bracelets that are as effective at boosting health as a lump of coal. The crusher: Testing found the bracelets weren’t ionized.

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