A man must define his own victories. Whether in the face of a depleted clothing budget or a Thurman Thomas fumble, this lightweight tee -- leftover from a humanitarian package sent to Nigeria -- commemorates the Buffalo Bills' imaginary Super Bowl win and suggests triumph over unemployment. Comfortable and cost-effective, the Zubaz also provides adequate movement when dumpster-diving.

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