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Wisconsin Jeweler Offers 50% Off Between Now and Whenever the Second Coming Occurs

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Larry Falter, owner of Superior, Wisconsin's LTD Jewelers, is running a 50% off sale.

Unlike most special offers, this one doesn't have a hard-and-fast end date. But that doesn't mean you won't know when it's over. In fact, if everything goes the way Larry believes it will, the entire world will know when LTD's sale ends.

That's because it ain't over 'til Jesus Christ himself returns.

Yep, it's LTD's Second Coming Sale!



According to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, one prospective customer called to double-check LTD's offer.

"I told her until the Lord comes back," said Falter. "She said, 'Wow. You just blew my mind.'"

And now, prepare to have your mind blown--by Larry Falter's "Second Coming Sale" commercial:



Good lord, that's one hell of a deal.
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