"We got the first batch of products from a factory the next day," one Shenzhen salesman says.
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And even the Yangcheng Lake Hairy Crab Association finds itself powerless to stop it.
In other news, a "national contest among traveling art squads of youth shock brigades" has drawn to a close.
"The boom has bred a generation of nouveau-riche lotharios yearning to rival the sexual conquests of their imperial ancestors," reports the New York Times.
"You know the expression 'shÇŽjÄ«ng?' It means stupid-clever. That's what they are. Shajing shajing."