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In its pursuit for Apple exclusives, the New York Times' damning Foxconn coverage has sparked a Cupertino silent treatment.
Feeling protective, Fox vetoed the only funny line in the sketch.
"So, why'd you do that, Blood?" asks Ruxspin. "You shoulda thrown a grenade, mate."
VA Musetto, who was responsible for "Headless Body in Topless Bar," arguably the most famous five words in tabloid history, has packed up his desk after 40 years at the paper.
"The sandy spot on the other side of Runway 4L is ideal for egg laying. It is a naturally provided turtle maternity ward."
"Magic is an illusion but it's a very effective illusion and there are lots of short people who feel tall and ugly people who feel gorgeous and weak people who feel powerful with the acquisition of money."
