"I met one woman in Gambler's Anonymous who was addicted to 'The Claw' and spent all her money on it. She'd win a teddy bear and just throw it away."
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"The resignation allowed Ensign to both avoid that deposition and ultimately avoid disciplinary action by the committee that could have included being thrown out of the Senate."
"The error was in the description, which we've changed to indicate was a replica," spokesman Roy Betts said.
Home ownership rate at 1998 levels; about that Fed paper on commodities prices; what happens if the government shuts down? and much more. (By "much" I mean exactly four more items of questionable judgment and taste.)
If you thought you were being held captive by a villainous Swedish mastermind, you weren't too far off.
"Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids."
America has a new sweetheart--and she'll never crush your eggs underneath your canned goods.
Football, fighting, or flowers. What a dilemma.