The U.S. taxpayers have given Guantanamo Bay detainees a $750,000 soccer field.
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"Nothing says '21st century global superpower' like schools turning to sheep because they can't afford lawnmowers."
"There may be preparations that are better than others, but there are no bad fruits or vegetables," says NPC chief, adding: "Potatoes are a gateway vegetable." No, really -- he actually said that.
Say what you will about those gaming the system -- making it through 20 years in corrections isn't easy...
"Gasoline is a pretty critical component of what we do or use in our organization. This creates some concern for us and it's something we're watching very closely."
Severe layoffs and budgetary cuts.
Life's about to get a little blander behind bars.