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State Agency Reminds Commuters to Watch the Gizzap

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The LIRR has tapped its own medical director, Dr. John Clarke, MD, to remind people that there is, indeed, a gap between trains and platform edges. Clarke, who may or may not have been a member of UTFO at some point in his life, has rhyming skills that could potentially save lives--and save the state money from legal claims made by people injured by not remembering to step onto the train, not into the void.

Take a look--if this Clarke fellow can perform a colonoscopy as well as he can spit rhymes, we have a real Renaissance man on our hands, people.


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TAGS:  SAFETY, TRAINS, LIRR, LAWSUIT AVOIDANCE    SOURCE:   New York Post

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