"The Ku Klux Klan website directs users to a site called Christian Concepts. It takes Visa and MasterCard donations for users willing to state that they are 'white and not of racially mixed descent. I am not married to a non-white. I do not date non-whites nor do I have non-white dependents. I believe in the ideals of western Christian civilization and profess my belief in Jesus Christ as the son of God.' ”It's not like the KKK leaked any secret documents or anything, right? And besides, where else are you gonna find a cross-burning mousepad?Perfect for the office!