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New Kardashian Kard Almost as Plasticky as Namesake

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Humanity, your prayers have been answered--the famous-for-some-reason-but-I'm-not-sure-why Kim Kardashian and her sisters have come out with a new pre-paid debit Mastercard to make even more money for themselves without doing any actual work.



“There are no other better people to represent this card because of their significant fan base, especially to reach the younger audience,” spokeswoman Eve Sarkisyan told MoneyWatch.

Columnist Farnoosh Torabi says that the marketing team behind the "kard: claims it can ”teach younger adults how to better manage their money.”

If, of course, "managing" money means "throwing it down the sewer":



And who better to teach younger adults about practical spending than Kim Kardashian herself?



In any case, it's a natural match--plastic shilling plastic.

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