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It's Never Too Early to Give Your Infant the Gift of a Debilitating, Lifelong Body-Image Neurosis

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When it comes to the new phenomenon of skinny jeans for infants and toddlers, Stephen Colbert may have said it best:

"Thank you, Baby Gap! I say you're never too young to worry about the size of your fat ass."

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And it's not just the Gap (GPS) that's helpfully creating an entire generation of young people who will never, in their eyes, be "skinny enough" to compete with the likes of such role models as Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, or Barbie -- American Eagle (AEO), True Religion (TRLG), J. Crew (JCG), and Levi's are also manufacturing skinny jeans for children.

Don't have kids? Don't worry. Skinny jeans are really meant for adults who want to feel just as insecure, physically unworthy, and unattractive for all the wrong reasons.




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