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Ferrari, a division of Fiat, announced it has agreed to recall all 1,248 of its new 458 Italia models after God caused the luxury cars to spontaneously burst into flames during this, the worst global recession since the 1930s.

The recall, possibly the biggest in the history of the luxury sports car maker, comes after two days of deadly food riots in Mozambique during which at least seven people were killed.

The Ferrari Italia 458 model, which retails for $230,000, has a 4.5 liter V8 engine and can accelerate from 0 to 60 miles per hour in 3.2 seconds, with a top speed of 202 miles per hour, fast enough to outrun any of the 283,000 people who lost their jobs over the past three months.

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