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Celine Dion Returns to Further Torture Already-Suffering Las Vegas

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Celine Dion's new show opens tonight at Caesars, further adding to Las Vegas' woes, as residents will once again be forced to share the same city the woman behind some of the world's most insufferable "music."

Dion will be backed by a 31-person orchestra--some of the only people actually working in a town with 13% unemployment, the highest in America.

While some believe the new show will jump start the local economy, Dion herself claims it's "all about the music."

"I want people to come and not feel disappointed. That's my most important job," she said. "I personally don't think I have anything to do with the economy."

But enough about the actual Celine Dion. Let's watch Will Ferrell make fun of her, shall we?

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