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Brazen Tilapia Heist Goes Down in Broad Daylight; Tarantino Fans Hold Collective Breath for Big-Screen Adaptation

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A daring daylight heist took place in Tampa on Sunday, as a team of thieves made off with $14,000 worth of flawless diamonds.

Hahaha, only kidding -- there were no diamonds involved. Or derring-do. Or a "team," really. No, according to Tampa police, a suspect described as "Hispanic, 35-40 years old, 5′ 5″ – 5’7”, around 150 to 165 pounds, with a black goatee and wearing glasses" pried open an outdoor freezer at the Buffalo Wings restaurant on East Hillsborough Avenue and made off with 10 boxes of tilapia, shrimp, and halibut.

The modern-day Mr. Blonde "threw the boxes of seafood over the fence to an unknown female suspect who was waiting," cops say.

Video of the caper has been captured on surveillance video, and from the looks of it, it's only a matter of time before Hollywood jumps all over the story.

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Simply amazing to see life imitate art like this.
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