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An Economic Explanation for UFO Sightings

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UFO sightings are way up across the country. There have been sightings in NYC. Sightings in Texas. And now, sightings in Virginia.

What’s more, the sightings are of the same kind of light pattern…three lights, forming a triangle, moving and shifting in the skies.

So-called experts will have you believe that these UFOs are weather balloons or naturally occurring optical illusions, but these “so-called experts” couldn’t be further from the truth.

All this boils down to one very simple, and when you think about, rather obvious explanation: the global military industrial complex, spearheaded by multinational conglomerates like Lockheed Martin, is feeling the pinch of the global economic recession and has launched its top-secret anti-gravity “Black Triangle” crafts across populated areas to foster a sense of nervousness and fear among the American public in an attempt to force the government’s hand into awarding it new and lucrative contracts to protect the masses.

What’s this you say about wanting evidence?

Comin’ atchya.

Lockheed Martin’s profits have taken a significant hit recently, reporting net income of $571 million, or $1.57 per share, for the quarter that ended Sept. 30, down from $797 million, or $2.07 per share, a year ago.  Obviously, they need to turn that sinking ship around, stat.

Plus, these Black Triangle crafts have long been referred to as “stealth blimps” in the Ufology community…and oh! What a surprise, the Wikipedia entry for Stealth Blimps has been magically deleted.



So, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Irrefutable proof. And you’ll know that the theory is spot on when I, too, magically disappear from the ---
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