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Five Things Worth More Than Alan Greenspan's Signature

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Alan Greenspan.

The name that once moved markets can now be had for less than 30 bucks on eBay:





With Alan Thicke's autograph costing almost twice what the former Fed chairman's does (seriously -- click HERE), it's clear that mere free market forces haven't been enough to push the Ayn Rand acolyte's John Hancock into the same rarefied league as even a former C-list sitcom actor.

And with that, here are five things worth more than former federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan's signature:

1. Case of paper towels




2. Three pair mens' white diabetic socks




3. Rey Misterio solid black semipro Mexican wrestling mask




4. Work stilts for spackling and wallboard hanging




5. Box of broken, tangled costume jewelry

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