"[Since] Superman is viewed as an American icon in the DC Universe as well as our own, the Iranian government has construed his actions as the will of the American President, and indeed, an act of war. Superman replies that it was foolish to think that his actions would not reflect politically on the American government, and that he therefore plans to renounce his American citizenship at the United Nations the next day -- and to continue working as a superhero from a more global than national perspective."
"Don't buy the stupid magazine. How about coming up with a new American Patriot Superman?""The liberal, America hating scumbags who now run DC Comics are just adding another feather in their cap with yet more anti-American culture and tradition jihad. F--k 'em.""Paul Cornell, Damon Lindelof, Richard Donner, David S. Goyer and Geoff Johns should be dropped off in the middle of Somalia w/ nothing more than a peanut butter sandwich and a shopping cart! This is why I don't go to movies or even rent anymore. I'm not making the left loons of Hollywood any richer to support their campaign of American hate."
"Superman = GAY."
"EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! In next months issue Superman wears adult diapers and P00PS himself""THAT is NOT Superman!""He was never a natural born citizen anyway … Go back to Krypton …"