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Attention Walgreens Shoppers: Urine-Soaked Cough Drops, Aisle 5!

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NOW THIS IS HAPPENING
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WTSP, Tampa Bay's local CBS affiliate, is reporting that police "are trying to identify a shopper who urinated on more than 100 packages of cough drops inside a Walgreens" in Sanford.

According to authorities, "the man, who appeared to be a 'normal everyday shopper,' went to an aisle, looked around, unzipped his pants and urinated on about 110 packages of cough drops."

He "then walked to the pharmacy and tried to have a prescription filled, but did not have the proper documents" and left.

Now he's being hunted by Johnny Law.

Yet another sign of the apocalypse. I mean, what's this world coming to when a man can't even pee on some lozenges without everyone getting all up in his damn business?

 

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