Apple Store allegedly kicks out The Situation for cutting an iPhone 4S line this weekend.
Ingenious designer developed a gadget to mute TVs upon the mention of overexposed attention-seekers.
When former barista trainee and current dwarf Elsa Sallard asked her manager for a stool, he showed her the door instead.
MTV is responsible for kicking off 2011 in the worst conceivable way.
Pulitzer Prize judging committee members, start your engines.