Defying all logic and understanding of the smartphone market, Research in Motion tells Apple users to "wake up."
Despite the manufacturer's presumably imminent death, the US government has chosen to stick with BlackBerry and RIM.
Contrary to early reports, Research in Motion is not pulling out of the consumer market.
Desperate to tap into the youth market, RIM is enlisting two comedy writers to save face amidst a total meltdown.
With barely a surprise in store for the crowd, Apple's iPad event didn't have the "wow" of previous shows.
Buying up massive amounts of air freight rates from China, Apple single-handedly boosts shipping rates.
US Patent and Trademark Office ruled the term "Crackberry" cannot be trademarked by anyone but Research in Motion.
Research in Motion director Roger Martin scoffs at the idea that the company could've been better managed.