Defying all logic and understanding of the smartphone market, Research in Motion tells Apple users to "wake up."
Despite the manufacturer's presumably imminent death, the US government has chosen to stick with BlackBerry and RIM.
Contrary to early reports, Research in Motion is not pulling out of the consumer market.
Desperate to tap into the youth market, RIM is enlisting two comedy writers to save face amidst a total meltdown.
US Patent and Trademark Office ruled the term "Crackberry" cannot be trademarked by anyone but Research in Motion.
Research in Motion director Roger Martin scoffs at the idea that the company could've been better managed.
We ought to know better, but smartphone distraction still contributes to a large number of injuries and deaths.
In a shockingly awful marketing campaign, Research in Motion invokes a team of animated superheroes to save the company.