42 year-old pharmacy owner Zhong Maojin didn't have the cash on hand. But he did have a hand ...
Friends, countrymen -- welcome to the Third World.
And even the Yangcheng Lake Hairy Crab Association finds itself powerless to stop it.
The ersatz iTemple spotted in Kunming is merely the tip of the iceberg.
"The positive effect of counterfeits is most pronounced for the high-fashion products (such as women's high-leg boots) and for the high-end shoes of the brands that were not yet well-known at the time of the entry by counterfeiters."
Oh, those crazy Chuppies! What can we sell to them?
"This name has made Tsinghua a laughing stock," said one student. "I feel that the Tsinghua spirit has been sold at a low price," said another.
"False issuance of exclusive value-added tax invoices to defraud export tax refunds or to offset taxes" won't get you seated in the chair, either.