Sick of pushing its citizens out of state to get plastic surgery, the NJ State Legislature cuts out "Botax."
Dubai's Burj Khalifa is impressive, until you realize there aren't sewers for it. Just guess what they do with the poop.
And even the Yangcheng Lake Hairy Crab Association finds itself powerless to stop it.
New developments further prove the blockade is an waste.
"We must pay down the national debt! Debt will be the downfall of the Republic! Wait, we've been in debt for the better part of 200 years? Oh. Um..."
Furthering the great ethanol debate, let's start at the beginning.
How does a dictator without an ATM card pay his mercenaries?
You can buy an iPhone or an electric car without leaving your desk. Amazingly, you can also get carbon paper and buggy whips just as easily.