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9-02-10  
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By Kevin Depew September 2, 2010 02:01 PM
Also, Brandon and Kelly seem to be on the outs, which may make things awkward at the party Donna and David are having while her dad is out of town.READ MORE.... |
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THE INCREDIBLE INEDIBLE EGG 
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By Justin Rohrlich September 2, 2010 01:29 PM
This is what happens when government agencies have dual mandates for regulation and marketing.READ MORE....
TAGS: EGGS, USDA, SALMONELLA, FDA, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
SOURCE: Wall Street Journal TICKERS: NYSE:BP, NYSE:KR, NYSE:SWY, NYSE:WMT, NASDAQ:WINN
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POSTHUMOUS PUNK 
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By Mike Schuster September 2, 2010 12:39 PM
If Tupac doesn't let Death get in the way of him releasing postmortem tracks, why should you?READ MORE....
TAGS: MUSIC, FUNERAL, VINYL RECORDS, POSTMORTEM, YOU KNOW THEY GOT A HELL OF A BAND
SOURCE: Wired TICKERS: NYSE:SNE, NYSE:SPY, NASDAQ:AAPL, NASDAQ:QQQQ, NYSE:TWX
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CORRECTION 
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By Kevin Depew September 2, 2010 11:31 AM
Sorry. Looks like we were wrong about that.READ MORE....
TAGS: AFGHANISTAN, KARZAI, KABUL, KABUL BANK, LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS ON US FELLAS
TICKERS: NYSE:BAC, NYSE:GS, NYSE:JPM, NYSE:SPY, NYSE:WFC
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LEGEND OF DRUNKEN MASTERS 
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By Mike Schuster September 2, 2010 11:11 AM
Doctors have already voiced the benefits of moderate drinking. Now they can start directing you to the nearest kegger.READ MORE....
TAGS: ALCOHOL, DRINKING, MEDICAL STUDY, MY DUMBBELLS ARE MEASURED BY THE OUNCE
SOURCE: Time Magazine TICKERS: NYSE:BUD, NYSE:DEO, NYSE:FO, NYSE:TWX
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THE ROBOTS 
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By Kevin Depew September 2, 2010 10:41 AM
Look, let's not pretend we don't know what's really going on here.READ MORE....
TAGS: ROBOT, THE ROBOTS, THIS ROBOT COULD GO BLIND!
TICKERS: NYSE:LMT, NYSE:SPY, NASDAQ:IRBT, NASDAQ:QQQQ
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4:20 
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By Kevin Depew September 2, 2010 10:34 AM
Hey man, remember that time we were hanging out with The Drake and you predicted that one day pot would become legal and when it happens you said you would open up a pot store in Sacramento with your pal Stonie and come up with all kinds of different strains of weed and even advertise it on television?READ MORE....
TAGS: POT, ADVERTISING, MARIJUANA, MEDICAL MARIJUANA, THIS IS NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND
TICKERS: NYSE:JNJ, NYSE:LLY, NYSE:MO, NYSE:NVS, NYSE:RAI, NYSE:LO
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NOW THIS IS HAPPENING 
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By Justin Rohrlich September 2, 2010 10:06 AM
And the car's owner isn't exactly Mother Teresa, either...READ MORE....
TAGS: DODGE, CHARGER, GOOD THING IT WAS INSURED HUH MARIA?
SOURCE: New York Post TICKERS: NYSE:F, NYSE:GM, NYSE:HMC, NYSE:SPY
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