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By
Christopher Witrak
Feb 25, 2012 10:35 pm
The business and finance media remain laser-focused on Greece.
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The Greek situation seems hopeless, the former head of the IMF inspires a new cologne, and investors cheer the strength of their stocks.
Here are our picks of the funniest financial tweets this week. Share your favorites below, or connect with us on Twitter at @Minyanville.
Here are our picks of the funniest financial tweets this week. Share your favorites below, or connect with us on Twitter at @Minyanville.
2/20/2012
@TheOnion:
[American Voices] The nickel and penny now cost more than twice their face value. #WhatDoYouThink? onion.com/xMgKfP
2/21/2012
@GSElevator:
#1: Holding German debt is like holding the driest turd.
@zerohedge:
In the time it took to write this tweet, Greek Debt/GDP increased by 0.01%
@ReformedBroker:
Rihanna is back with Chris Brown, the Greeks are back with the Germans, and all is right in the world again. $$
@conorsen:
@LDrogen Wonder what odds Vegas would give on "first self-made teenage billionaire by 2020?"
2/22/2012
@ReformedBroker:
Cologne Idea: DSK for Men, also DSK Sport - For When the Chase is On
@JeffMacke:
More coal burning! Pollute, baby, pollute! “@ErinBurnett: Warm Jan saved avg American $200-$400 in heating costs! Now THAT'S a stimulus.”
@zerohedge
KODAK DEBT INITIALLY VALUED AT 22.875 CENTS IN CDS AUCTION. Just above Greece
2/23/2012
@kevindepew:
I predict that one day the irrational concern over digital privacy will create a condition people refer to as digagoraphobia. #Coined
@kevindepew:
Some stocks I would never buy just because the name sounds like a rum-fortified energy drink: Energy XXI Bermuda $EXXI
@DougKass:
In the "you cant make it up department" - names of the leading Kentucky Derby hopefuls - Alpha, Algorithm, Currency Swap, Stat and Fed Biz
@howardlindzon:
Loving the new 'Cloud' drinking game sponsored by @om ...a shot of vodka every time cloud is mentioned in a headline stks.co/2XeZ $$
2/24/2012
@GSElevator:
#1: The sweet hit of QE and fiscal stimulus was a taste of the good stuff. Time to keep paying for the habit.
@MichaelComeau:
Thinking is for morons. I just buy $LGF and head out for golf.
@TheOnion:
[American Voices] The nickel and penny now cost more than twice their face value. #WhatDoYouThink? onion.com/xMgKfP
2/21/2012
@GSElevator:
#1: Holding German debt is like holding the driest turd.
@zerohedge:
In the time it took to write this tweet, Greek Debt/GDP increased by 0.01%
@ReformedBroker:
Rihanna is back with Chris Brown, the Greeks are back with the Germans, and all is right in the world again. $$
@conorsen:
@LDrogen Wonder what odds Vegas would give on "first self-made teenage billionaire by 2020?"
2/22/2012
@ReformedBroker:
Cologne Idea: DSK for Men, also DSK Sport - For When the Chase is On
@JeffMacke:
More coal burning! Pollute, baby, pollute! “@ErinBurnett: Warm Jan saved avg American $200-$400 in heating costs! Now THAT'S a stimulus.”
@zerohedge
KODAK DEBT INITIALLY VALUED AT 22.875 CENTS IN CDS AUCTION. Just above Greece
2/23/2012
@kevindepew:
I predict that one day the irrational concern over digital privacy will create a condition people refer to as digagoraphobia. #Coined
@kevindepew:
Some stocks I would never buy just because the name sounds like a rum-fortified energy drink: Energy XXI Bermuda $EXXI
@DougKass:
In the "you cant make it up department" - names of the leading Kentucky Derby hopefuls - Alpha, Algorithm, Currency Swap, Stat and Fed Biz
@howardlindzon:
Loving the new 'Cloud' drinking game sponsored by @om ...a shot of vodka every time cloud is mentioned in a headline stks.co/2XeZ $$
2/24/2012
@GSElevator:
#1: The sweet hit of QE and fiscal stimulus was a taste of the good stuff. Time to keep paying for the habit.
@MichaelComeau:
Thinking is for morons. I just buy $LGF and head out for golf.
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