What Are They Putting in the Pizza at Chuck E. Cheese?

By Justin Rohrlich Dec 07, 2010 2:50 pm

Hotbeds of violence for years, the "family" chain has now produced its first murdering jihadist.



According to its corporate parent, “Chuck E. Cheese (CEC) features age appropriate games, rides, prizes, food and entertainment that children of all ages from toddlers to big kids will love. We also provide great food for the family including freshly baked pizzas and a garden fresh salad bar. We are a great place to take the kids for everyday fun or for special occasions such as birthdays, play groups and school fundraising events. We believe that today, more than ever, kids need a safe, wholesome environment in which they can laugh, play and simply enjoy being kids.”

Analyst Lynne Collier of Sterne Agee tells Minyanville:

“I like the stock, like the positioning of the company. They reported pretty good Q3 results, same-store sales turned positive, and we have a buy rating on CEC with a price target of $43.”

However, lurking just beneath the positive financial outlook lies the fact that something has gone horribly awry at the Chuck E. Cheese organization -- and no one can put their finger on what’s causing it.
The spontaneous violence that seems to bypass other, similar chains like Red Lobster (DRI) and Chili’s (EAT) but regularly breaks out at Chuck E. Cheese locations has been well-documented:

  • A man arrested at a Lancaster County, Pennsylvania Chuck E. Cheese after police said he “ran around the restaurant spitting and yelling he had hepatitis C.”
  • A pistol-whipping at a Toledo, Ohio Chuck E. Cheese, followed by gunshots and a felony assault charge.
  • An alleged threat on a Springfield, Massachusetts customer’s life by a Chuck E. Cheese employee wielding a butcher’s knife, after a dispute over the redeeming of game tickets turned ugly.
  • Armed security guards stationed on the premises of a Milwaukee Chuck E. Cheese, after Alderman Tony Zielinski described the restaurant as being “like something out of a Quentin Tarantino film.”
  • An 18 year-old pregnant woman charged with inciting a riot by Memphis police after another patron waiting to use the photo booth reportedly asked, “Dang how long ya’ll gonna be?”

And now, Chuck E. Cheese has turned out its first jihadist.

Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad, formerly known as Carlos Bledsoe, worked at a Tennessee-area Chuck E. Cheese before traveling to Yemen for terrorist training.

After his return, Muhammad bought a .22-caliber rifle at Walmart (WMT) and drove his black Ford (F) Explorer Sport Trac to Little Rock, Arkansas, where he gunned down two soldiers smoking cigarettes outside a US Army recruiting center, killing one.

Muhammad, who is charged with capital murder and will be tried in February, wrote to the judge in his case, claiming affiliation with al-Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula.

“It’s a massive red flag for me about the way al-Qaida has changed its perspective in saying, ‘We don't need impressive attacks. We need you guys to go pick up a gun and kill somebody,’” Jarret Brachman, author of “Global Jihadism,” told the Scripps Howard News Service.

And, as we all know, where better to find a violent, unhinged madman than at your local Chuck E. Cheese?
< Previous
  • 1
Next >
No positions in stocks mentioned.
The information on this website solely reflects the analysis of or opinion about the performance of securities and financial markets by the writers whose articles appear on the site. The views expressed by the writers are not necessarily the views of Minyanville Media, Inc. or members of its management. Nothing contained on the website is intended to constitute a recommendation or advice addressed to an individual investor or category of investors to purchase, sell or hold any security, or to take any action with respect to the prospective movement of the securities markets or to solicit the purchase or sale of any security. Any investment decisions must be made by the reader either individually or in consultation with his or her investment professional. Minyanville writers and staff may trade or hold positions in securities that are discussed in articles appearing on the website. Writers of articles are required to disclose whether they have a position in any stock or fund discussed in an article, but are not permitted to disclose the size or direction of the position. Nothing on this website is intended to solicit business of any kind for a writer's business or fund. Minyanville management and staff as well as contributing writers will not respond to emails or other communications requesting investment advice.

Copyright 2011 Minyanville Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
  • All the News and Insights You Need Right in Your Inbox | Sign Up for Our Free Newsletter

WHAT'S POPULAR IN THE VILLE

Recommendations

MARKETS