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business newsFunniest Financial Tweets of the Week: Top 20
By
Christopher Witrak
Feb 10, 2012 4:10 pm
Bet you can't guess which European country caught the attention of the financial world this week?
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That's right; it's Greece! The painfully slow Greek tragedy in Europe has everyone bored, but it still provides inspiration for great tweets. People also had fun taking their shots at Clint Eastwood, Nouriel Roubini, and Steve Jobs this week. Knowing that you probably had a better high school G.P.A. than the Apple leader will likely brighten your weekend.
Here are our picks of the week. Share any good tweets below or @Minyanville!
Here are our picks of the week. Share any good tweets below or @Minyanville!
2/6/2012
@MichaelComeau:
The Clint Eastwood commercial would made a lot more sense if it was a Ford commercial $F
@zerohedge:
Greece will hire 16,000 people to hand out the pink slips to the 15,000
@JeffMacke:
I think I speak for the entire Eastern seaboard when I say today's markets should be delayed until we're all better rested... Cue the Ethel!
2/7/2012
@ReformedBroker:
I can't imagine how Citi's plan to flood China with credit cards can possibly go wrong... $C
@conorsen:
@TheStalwart @queenxenia In all serious, hard to say what constitutes "hard work" when we all use primarily words and laptops these days.
@DougKass:
Roubini Bullish bit.ly/yRcsWs This could be what my Grandma Koufax used to call "an oy vey moment" in the markets.
2/8/2012
@kevindepew:
Shows the new American Dream is no longer to retire to some golf course and sit around complaining about inflation and the weather all day.
@ReformedBroker:
"How to Date a Wall Street guy" - Step One: Your mother raised you wrong if this is your mentality, yell at her.
@moorehn:
RT @MikeElk: GE runs Super Bowl ad claiming they are "revitalizing manufacturing" - have closed 29 factories in US since 2009
2/9/2012
@MichaelComeau:
Mark Zuckerberg eligible for 3 weeks of paid vacation a year $FB $$
@conorsen:
@TheStalwart The FT has an article about testosterone injections for men, too funny: on.ft.com/yWaxH
@ritholtz:
Clint Eastwoodopolous: It’s Halftime in Athens thereformedbroker.com/2012/02/09/its… $$
@zerohedge:
Monti: If Greek crisis resolved, Italian rates will drop. May have muttered something about unicorns and skittles too
@DougKass:
Indeed lets call this the NBA MARKET. Nothing but apple! $AAPL
@JeffMacke:
$TRLG Armageddon a/h. Bad sales, margins... Bad everything. Specialty retail is a cruel mistress, whatever your faith.
@howardlindzon:
It's beautiful how the bankers at Morgan and Goldman can take Facebook public but cant use it themselves ... $$
@CrisValerio:
brilliant heads coming from Steve Jobs CIA file right now: High School GPA = 2.65 - I feel so much better about my C in Biology $AAPL
@moorehn: (Heidi N. Moore)
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire But Only $2000 Actually" RT @NPRben: @moorehn Will it be in the form of a game show?!
2/10/2012
@ritholtz:
I thought Greek dramas concluded at some stage – apparently not dlvr.it/1BJ9sT $$
@pensionpartners:
National Bank Of Greece: "It's All Good" | Business News | Minyanville.com minyanville.com/businessmarket…
@MichaelComeau:
The Clint Eastwood commercial would made a lot more sense if it was a Ford commercial $F
@zerohedge:
Greece will hire 16,000 people to hand out the pink slips to the 15,000
@JeffMacke:
I think I speak for the entire Eastern seaboard when I say today's markets should be delayed until we're all better rested... Cue the Ethel!
2/7/2012
@ReformedBroker:
I can't imagine how Citi's plan to flood China with credit cards can possibly go wrong... $C
@conorsen:
@TheStalwart @queenxenia In all serious, hard to say what constitutes "hard work" when we all use primarily words and laptops these days.
@DougKass:
Roubini Bullish bit.ly/yRcsWs This could be what my Grandma Koufax used to call "an oy vey moment" in the markets.
2/8/2012
@kevindepew:
Shows the new American Dream is no longer to retire to some golf course and sit around complaining about inflation and the weather all day.
@ReformedBroker:
"How to Date a Wall Street guy" - Step One: Your mother raised you wrong if this is your mentality, yell at her.
@moorehn:
RT @MikeElk: GE runs Super Bowl ad claiming they are "revitalizing manufacturing" - have closed 29 factories in US since 2009
2/9/2012
@MichaelComeau:
Mark Zuckerberg eligible for 3 weeks of paid vacation a year $FB $$
@conorsen:
@TheStalwart The FT has an article about testosterone injections for men, too funny: on.ft.com/yWaxH
@ritholtz:
Clint Eastwoodopolous: It’s Halftime in Athens thereformedbroker.com/2012/02/09/its… $$
@zerohedge:
Monti: If Greek crisis resolved, Italian rates will drop. May have muttered something about unicorns and skittles too
@DougKass:
Indeed lets call this the NBA MARKET. Nothing but apple! $AAPL
@JeffMacke:
$TRLG Armageddon a/h. Bad sales, margins... Bad everything. Specialty retail is a cruel mistress, whatever your faith.
@howardlindzon:
It's beautiful how the bankers at Morgan and Goldman can take Facebook public but cant use it themselves ... $$
@CrisValerio:
brilliant heads coming from Steve Jobs CIA file right now: High School GPA = 2.65 - I feel so much better about my C in Biology $AAPL
@moorehn: (Heidi N. Moore)
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire But Only $2000 Actually" RT @NPRben: @moorehn Will it be in the form of a game show?!
2/10/2012
@ritholtz:
I thought Greek dramas concluded at some stage – apparently not dlvr.it/1BJ9sT $$
@pensionpartners:
National Bank Of Greece: "It's All Good" | Business News | Minyanville.com minyanville.com/businessmarket…
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