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VIDEOEconomic Snapshot: What Else Does the New Pharma Law Cover?
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Attention, physicians practicing in Vermont: Put down that Pfizer (PFE) Frisbee. Hand in your GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) promotional jump rope. Your days of free and undisclosed drug company swag will soon be over. |
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What Else Does the New Pharma Law Cover? |
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Big Pharma companies no longer invoked during the Hippocratic Oath: Line pledging "First, do no harm to Pfizer" has been cut
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Cash and prizes can't be redeemed with accumulated "Merck Miles" |
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Male physicians now forbidden from showing their personal results from Cialis.
In order to prescribe a commercial medicine, the doctor must now also be on it
| Fines levied against physicians who cough "fairy dust" under their breath when asked about alternative medicine
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Sanofi-Aventis no longer offering Ambien Snooze-n-Booze Cruise
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All office pens bearing pharmaceutical brand names will be replaced with ones promoting failed dot-com ventures
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