Market Pattern Baldness
By
Mike Schuster
Dec 04, 2008 4:31 pm
With compound-interest investing you may lose your hair, but you'll never lose your shirt.
Compound interest and a 401(k) plan will help grow your capital. Unfortunately, they can't do anything for your hair. In fact, it seems the more money you save, the fewer follicles you have to show for it. Factoring an interest rate of 5%, Minyanville reimagines the infamous Norwood Chart of Male Pattern Baldness as the place where solid financial planning and hair loss meet.
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