Five Things You Need to Know: The Wrong Company for the Wrong Times

By Kevin Depew Feb 20, 2008 1:00 pm
Whatever you don't need, whenever you don't need it, at prices you couldn't care less about.
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Kevin Depew's daily Five Things You Need to Know to stay ahead of the pack on Wall Street:

1.  The Wrong Company for the Wrong Times

There are perhaps few companies more directly associated with positive social mood and the long-running bull market than Sharper Image (SHRP).  Yesterday the company filed for bankruptcy protection, citing declining sales and profitability. 

With more than 180 retail stores, half of which the company will close, it would be easy to dismiss the company's descent into bankruptcy as simply another case of a company failing to adapt to a shifting retail environment fueled by changing consumer shopping behavior and online sales functionality; a sign of the times.  Indeed, it may yet be a "sign of the times," but what sign, and of which times?   

Sharper Image was born in San Francisco in 1977 as a catalog company selling jogging watches.  Within 10 years the company emerged as a publicly traded pioneer in catalog shopping.  

Now there is a good chance the company will forever rest beneath a granite-engraved epitaph portraying it as an iconic retailer of nothing but bull market frivolity; automatic massage chairs, vacuuming robots, turbo-charged nosehair trimmers, digital breath alcohol analyzers, whatever you don't need, whenever you don't need it, at prices you couldn't care less about because, hey, if you need to ask how much an electric peppermill that you don't need or want costs, you probably can't afford it anyway.

Sharper Image stores and products have always been busy, frenetic, mirroring a busy and frenetic social experience and the happy optimism of a bright social mood.  Of course we need turbo-charged nosehair trimmers; or more precisely, of course we want turbo-charged nosehair trimmers.  They're nosehair trimmers.  And they're turbo. 

Unfortunately, those days of consumer gadget frivolity are quickly fading, a victim of darkening social mood; confusion, lack of control and insecurity force changes in our perceptions that manifest externally as spacial reductions, limitations, the stripping away of clutter and excess that feels heavy, like a weight, like debt. 

The new Sharper Image, the right company for the right time, would likely be a company devoted to a single product sold with a minimalist aesthetic via an old-fashioned medium, like, perhaps a company that sells jogging watches through magazine ads.  Sounds familiar.


2.  Inside the Consumer Price Index

Consumer prices in the U.S. rose more than forecast in January, 0.4% for the headline number according to the Labor Department's Bureau of Labor Statistics.  The "core" Consumer Price Index, which excludes food and energy, rose 0.3%.  Economists had expected an increase of 0.3% for the headline and 0.2% for the core.

Year-over-year the core CPI rise to 2.5% from 2.4%, above the Federal Reserve's stated comfort zone. 

Inside the numbers, the largest increase was in the Food and Beverages category, up 0.7% versus a 0.1% increase in December, the largest monthly increase since February of last year.   As well, the index for Food At Home rose 0.9% after showing no change in December.  The index for Apparel rose 0.4% in January, its fifth consecutive monthly advance.  Prior to seasonal adjustment, however, Apparel prices declined 2.1% , largely as a result of post-holiday discounting. 

There is no question that the CPI increases were broad and spread across many categories, but there are seasonal adjustment issues to be aware of because the Federal Reserve is most certainly aware of the changes.  For that reason, the Fed will continue to focus on economic weakness over inflation and if necessary continue to pursue a path of lower interest rates.


3.  Wall Street Abandons "Neediest" Clients

In case you are wondering, "Wall Street Abandons Neediest Clients" is a Bloomberg headline we saw this morning.  The hilarious part is what passes for "neediest" on Wall Street.  Rest assured it is a far cry from what passes for "neediest" on Main Street. 

Just who are these "neediest cases"?   For one, investors and hedge funds that use borrowed money to purchase securities.  Also, companies such as auto parts maker Delphi and Solutia Inc., a nylon and plastics maker looking to emerge from bankruptcy. 

Last week JP Morgan (JPM) and Citigroup (C) reported having trouble syndicating the $6.1 billion in loans Delphi needs to emerge from bankruptcy protection.  Solutia has gone so far as to take Citigroup to court to try and force CEO Virkam Pandit to answer questions as to why the bank decided to walk away from the company's $2 billion financing plan to emerge from bankruptcy.

And then there's Luminent Mortgage (LUM), a company that as recently as a year ago could access $640 million for a price tag of just $20 million, but today finds that $20 million only buys $80 million worth of credit.

The bottom line is that banks have little choice in the matter.  They have been forced to take so many assets back onto their balance sheets that they simply no longer have the flexibility to offer credit to borrowers that only a year ago would have had little trouble raising capital. 

The Neediest Cases
 


4.  Tapping the 401k

Ran across an article from the Associated Press observing that some of the nation's largest retirement plan administrators are seeing double-digit spikes in hardship withdrawals and increases in loan requests.

Administrators say consumers are using retirement savings to pay for unmanageable mortgages, maxed-out credit cards, and costly utilities and groceries, according to the article.

Great-West Retirement Services said hardship withdrawals jumped 14% last year, with a dramatic increase occurring in the fourth quarter. Fidelity Investments said it saw withdrawals surge 17% in 2007, with record withdrawals in December.  Vanguard, however, saw no change. 


5.  Speaking of Declining Massage Chair Sales...

La-Z-Boy (LZB) reported results that might have exceeded some analysts most grim estimates - probably why the stock is up 6% today - but the company didn't leave those on the conference call with any warm and fuzzy feelings.  They slashed their dividend 67%.  They reported sales were down 7.8%.  They cut 20% of their sales force.  And they noted "the industry is facing greater challenges as the consumer postpones financial purchases."  Postponing financial purchases is deflationary, pure and simple.

Then again, maybe this is something far more easily rectified than Sharper Image.  Perhaps La-Z-Boy is just a wrongly named company for the wrong times, nothing a name change and product makeover can't fix. 

Minyanville recommends the following corporate re-engineering makeover. 

Old Name:  La-Z-Boy
New Name:  Cra-Z-Boy

Old Product:  Leather Recliner
New Product:  Exer-Cliner, an HGH-Fortified Muscle-Building Chair with Steroid Injecting Gluteal Cushions

"With the Cra-Z-Boy Exer-Cliner you can REALLY be an armchair quarterback!"

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2008-02-20 14:15:12
your so funny
good job on todays 5 things. i'm still laughing. i wish it was 10 things today. what happen this morning, eat a funny bone with your coffee?
2008-02-20 16:16:08
need is such a relative concept...
If memory serves me right, it was Jack Lemmon who, as "the prisoner of Second Avenue", gets back home after getting fired and marvels at having paid 60$ or so for a musical corkscrew, just one week ago...

I wonder whether he was able to sell it on Ebay and for how much, how many of us have MP3 corkscrews nowadays and what we will think of them in... one year time? I start to have some doubts about mine.
2008-02-21 08:51:40
need is such a relative concept...
The irony is the more I think about it, the more I realize I could really use a turbo-charged nosehair trimmer.
2008-02-21 09:26:39
Need isn't a relative concept
That's exactly what Madison Avenue has been selling: The belief that every Want is a Need.
We banned smoking because it was bad for our health. How long will it take to ban advertising?
The distinction is simple: If you need something, you get off your fat rear and go hunting. If it is advertised, you don't need it.
Lack of resources does a pretty good job of filtering needs from wants, but if people are kept unaware of the true nature of scarcity through systems of implied scarcity (Marketing, Religion, State of the Union), then they don't know what's coming until the most complex parts are no longer there to delude them.
Wal-Mart groceries: going up
Airlines: coming down
Government: running in downward spiraling circles
That's pretty much all you need to determine recession.
2008-02-21 14:31:04
Suspenders?
I never realized Michael Douglas wore suspenders.
Any chance Sharper Image will be stocking those in their downsized locations?
2008-02-22 17:16:23
need is such a relative concept...
Irony??? wait a sec! You don't mean you didn't mean it about the turbo thing, mean you?

Now what the hell do I do with the one I just ordered? Anybody interested in buying it? If somebody is, I'll keep it, otherwise you can have it...
2008-02-24 15:47:51
Need isn't a relative concept
And yet, your definition of needed product seems to apply best to Viagra, a product which instead of addressing a pressing need of its consumer, helps him create it...
2008-02-26 10:52:47
Need isn't a relative concept
"And yet, your definition of needed product seems to apply best to Viagra, a product which instead of addressing a pressing need of its consumer, helps him create it..."

True, but I didn't say that everything we go hunting for is something we need. I said "If we need something, we go hunting for it."
We also go hunting for things we don't need, if we have time left after hunting the things we really need. If someone goes hunting for something they don't need when they really need something else, then they are psychotic and a danger to themselves. Thanks to our education system and culture, EVERYONE is psychotic, including myself.

You can't 'create' a need. You only create a Want.

2008-02-29 18:08:21
Need isn't a relative concept
Now if there was something to make my hair grow back, THAT would be a need... Or was it a want? What the hell, gimme two!
2008-03-02 13:53:31
"It's a different time."
I've got more anectodal evidence of the societal shift in personal spending - this time in the charitable giving category.

The wife helps count collections every week at our church. Just last week the finance council to which she reports every month was miffed that collections continued to be down compared to last year.

Also, just last night we attended a funding raising auction for the church's K-8 school, and several others at our table noted that many of the standard live auction items weren't garnering the large bids received in previous years. These are all families forking over private school tuition, so we're talking family income mostly upper middle class and higher. And judging from the amount of silent auction stuff we had to haul home (we usually just bid on stuff to bump up the prices) this year, this year's net for the fundraiser looks to be disappointing compared with those of the last few years.

I asked a buddy of mine why he thought things weren't going as well with this year's auction even with such good turnout, and he said: "Well, it's just a different time."
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