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business newsEconomic Snapshot: Predictions for the Apple Developers Conference
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June 8 marks the start to this year's Apple (AAPL) Worldwide Developers Conference, where the House that Jobs Built is poised to reveal some exciting new features for its leading products. As always, the convention is shrouded in secrecy, but rumors abound that the new operating system -- Snow Leopard -- will be shown off as well as a revamped iPhone. |
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Predictions for Next Week's Apple Developers Conference |
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The triumphant return of the Apple Newton
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Apple marketing chief Phil Schiller rips off his face -- Mission: Impossible-style -- to reveal a revitalized Steve Jobs |
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Momentary 10% drop in Apple stock
Mistaking it for a role-playing convention, a disoriented attendee comes dressed as Apple's Spinning Beach Ball of Death
| Clinging to printouts of fake iPhone images, fanboys wonder why the zoom lens wasn't addressed in the presentation
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Spokesmodels applauded for their unibody construction
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Rumors of a Mac Tablet turn out to be a blogger's cache of Benzedrine pills imprinted with the Apple logo
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Epic battle between snark and smugness
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