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Have a peaceful Labor Day weekend Minyans.


Please enjoy the Best of Random Thoughts while Toddo is away. His Daily Journal will return on Tuesday.

Have a happy and safe weekend.

  • Acorns are poisonous to humans, and, if eaten, will cause kidney damage.

  • Can you imagine how psyched the first people to discover toilet paper were?

  • Did Sam the butcher and Alice ever "get busy."

  • Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • Fokker keeps coughing and sneezing and I think he wants me to give him the weekend off. Hey kid, produce a corpse and I'll release Sloane!

  • I actually remember when they installed the first A.T.M machine in my home town. How can I recall that and still not remember anybody's name?

  • I didn't feed my cat for four days just to see if she'd still love me. Just kidding!

  • I went to the gym Saturday, walked around once and left. Just wasn't in the mood.

  • If I had all the answers, my friends, I would gladly share them with you.

  • If I was as thin as this market, I'd never have to go to the gym.

  • I'm surprised that Woody Woodpecker wasn't pals with Heckle and Jeckle.

  • In New York's Central Park, 30 women staged an anti-war protest this morning by shedding their clothes and lying down in the snow, arranging themselves so that their bodies spelled out the words "No Bush." I wouldn't make this up!

  • It is estimated that the average person living in North America opens the fridge 22 times daily. Hey...I've always considered myself above average!

  • It takes a lot of effort to make a little money and little effort to lose a lot of money. That's why you can never let your guard down.

  • My last lunch is Blue Smoke Barbeque-and it's tremendous!

  • My perfect dinner would include peas and sweet potato fries.

  • Phoebe has developed a snoring habit.

  • The definition of success is being a good husband, wife, father, mother, son, daughter, sister, brother or friend. It really is that simple.

  • The state of Vermont has produced twice as many presidents as hockey players.

  • There's a thin line between selling hope and fighting the tape.

  • Each trader must draw that line for themself.

  • What the heck is in a slippery nipple anyway?

  • Yo Yo Ma.

  • You can't buy class.

  • You're never long enough when the market rallies and always too long when it fails--that's just what it is.
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