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Please enjoy the Best of Random Thoughts while Toddo is away.

  • You're never long enough when the market rallies and always too long when it fails--that's just what it is.

  • China is the largest producer of tomatoes in the world, producing over 16% of all tomatoes.

  • What's the point of eating salad if you soak it in dressing?

  • Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

  • The definition of success is being a good husband, wife, father, mother, son, daughter, sister, brother or friend. It really is that simple.

  • Seen on a bumper sticker: Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

  • Peanut brittle is underrated. Nougat is overrated.

  • I've traded without shoes for over four years.

  • I've made an executive decision--Fokker stays. God help him!

  • Imagine if LeBron went to Syracuse and Carmello stayed?

  • I'm on a diet -- and Fokker ordered gnocchi and sausage for lunch. Does anybody else think that's rude and selfish?

  • If we're gonna play tactically and trade tighter, we WILL miss moves at times.

  • The ability to remove performance anxiety from the process is a critical element of success.

  • If a Viagra gets caught in your throat, will you get a stiff neck?

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is nothing better than kicking back and having a cold beer with your brother. Wasabi Adam!

  • I have zero doubt in my mind that karma exists.

  • Don't cheerleaders get cold in the winter?

  • Does Art Garfunkel have a complex?

  • Crimson Tide was the best submarine movie ever.

  • Cashews are underrated.

  • Boredom should never initiate positions.

  • Are you gonna look back at this period and say "Argh! It was so obvious!" no matter what happens?

  • Are there any Minyans in Jackson Hole, Wyoming or in Montana or in Telluride, Colorado? If so, please ping me -- I gots to talk to ya.

  • Alright. If I get one more "penis enlargement" junk email, I'm gonna lose my mind.

No positions in stocks mentioned.

Todd Harrison is the founder and Chief Executive Officer of Minyanville. Prior to his current role, Mr. Harrison was President and head trader at a $400 million dollar New York-based hedge fund. Todd welcomes your comments and/or feedback at

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