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Please enjoy the Best of Random Thoughts while Toddo is away.

  • Covering too soon and missing incremental profits is better than covering too late and chasing the squeeze.

  • Zoe walked up to me this morning with a kitty litter all over her nose and I didn't have the heart to tell her how foolish she looked.

  • When's the last time you cleaned your belly button?

  • What's up? A chicken's ass when it eats!

  • This tape is thinner than a waif.

  • The oldest rocks collected on the Moon during the Apollo program were approximately 4.4 billion years old.

  • My father asked me what I thought of Mr. Jones, the Richard Gere movie about a bipolar man. My response? I loved it, I hated it...

  • Johnnie Bravo got all the chicks.

  • If we ever found the proverbial table we keep leaving money on, we'd be rich!

  • I wonder if my cats would love me as much if I wasn't the one to feed them every day.

  • I used to love color war at camp. Man, those were the days!

  • I keep hearing the Carly Simon tune in my head. "Capitulation. Ca-pit-u-la-a-tion is making me wait..."

  • I always thought Sabrina was the sexiest of Charlie's Angels.

  • I always have my best thoughts in the shower. Not in an American Beauty sort of way (sicko)--in an epiphany sort of way!

  • Going on vacation and having CNBC on all day doesn't fly. If you're going away, go away!

  • Frozen Yodels are the bomb!

  • Don't worry about what you don't have. Be thankful for what you DO have.

  • Don't shoot the messenger!

  • Does Toothpaste have a lot of carbs?

  • Boredom leads to overtrading and overtrading is seldom profitable.

  • A duck's quack doesn't echo and nobody knows why.

  • I know Daisy is a "looker," but please refrain from the sexually explicit emails. Hoofy's getting pissed.

  • In Iceland, Domino's Pizza has reindeer sausage pie on it's menu. Eww!

  • Trading not to lose is the quickest way to lose money.
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