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Please enjoy the Best of Random Thoughts while Toddo is away.

  • Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

  • Daisy got a Brazilian bikini wax. Now THAT is exciting!

  • Did anybody ever watch Walker:Texas Ranger?

  • Hal E. Tosis and Candy Mintz would make a great couple!

  • Hansel... so hot right now. Hansel.

  • How do you start building a tunnel?

  • I am an I.T idiot. Forget computers-I can't even program my V.C.R!

  • I cannot believe how my responses I got to the Walker: Texas Ranger question yesterday. I didn't know that it was actually a show--I just thought it was a series of commercials!

  • I have my best thoughts in the bathroom.

  • I hear Tony Dwyer has a picture of Daisy in his school gym locker.

  • If I hear "Gonna make my brown eyes blue" one more time, I may lose it.

  • If Tony Dwyer was cast in Grease, he'd be Kenickie.

  • Is Carmelo Anthony better than LeBron James?

  • James Earl Jones could have the best voice of all time.

  • Neil Glassman brought his own bowling ball yesterday and his bowling shirt has a big, script "L" on it. Tell Squiggy!

  • One day I'll tell you all a very funny story about Neil Glassman, I just want to make sure he's sitting down first (or, at least, has his walker handy!).

  • Sexual Chocolate!

  • The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

  • Using the whole fist there, Doc?

  • When's the last time you had NOTHING on your mind?

  • Why do I drink diet Pepsi with chocolate chip cookies?

  • You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Sucks for Hoofy!

  • Why does it feel so good to clean your ears with Q-tips?

  • When you don't want to take a vacation, chances are that's when you need it most.

  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. I can relate!

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Todd Harrison is the founder and Chief Executive Officer of Minyanville. Prior to his current role, Mr. Harrison was President and head trader at a $400 million dollar New York-based hedge fund. Todd welcomes your comments and/or feedback at todd@minyanville.com.

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