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A Funny


I have Minyanville business cards that frankly are very cool. In fact, they are so cool that my sons decided to take a whole bunch of them to school. That's right -- my eight-year-old and six-year-old each took cards with the big busted, short-skirted Daisy and handed them out to all their friends and classmates.

While I didn't get any comments back from their respective teachers, I did hear from one of the classmates' dads. As I was driving by one guy's house, he waved me over to ask me about the cards with my name and the scantily dressed characters on it. (Remember, at this point I had no idea that the kids took the cards to school.) I quickly realized what happened, but before I could apologize, he asked how a cow could look so attractive, and said he was curious about what my relationship was with the cow. I will leave that to your imagination.

It is all about you Daisy!!!!!
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