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Well it has been almost 24 hours since the Mad Cow got away and with it being Christmas Eve, President Bush has surprised our troops on the frontlines in Washington State! He served them food and although it was a high-risk mission, it paid off. Not only was morale restored, but also as far as Bush's ratings go it was a pure stroke of genius.

Not to be upstaged, Hillary Clinton immediately got on a plane and flew to Oregon where we have a second offensive fighting. While there she took the opportunity to speak with the troops who are putting their lives on the line daily. To boost their morale she spoke about how there are serious issues and questions about Bush's policy towards the Mad Cow, and even though they are risking their lives, it may be pointless. Way to go Hillary! That's just what our troops wanted to hear!

Well it does appear we are getting closer to finding the Cow. Word is we have locked in on its position and it is only a matter of time before we capture/kill it.

In a separate instance, during an interview with Chris Matthews, Howard Dean pounded the table saying, "I don't know anything about foreign policy but if people are attacking us there must be something wrong with US! We should get a committee together, find out what's wrong with us then change it."

"Dean baby! Calm down over there!" said, rather screamed, Matthews, "You are turning a shade of red I have never seen before! Roll down those sleeves and tell me what action you would take if you were President."

Dean taking a deep breath replied, "I don't know what I would do, but it would be different than what Bush is doing! That's all I have to say about that!"

Just got word that this whole thing may be over, back with more....

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