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Market Pattern Baldness

Mike Schuster Dec 04, 2008 4:31 pm


		With compound-interest investing you may lose your hair, but you'll never lose your shirt.

Compound interest and a 401(k) plan will help grow your capital. Unfortunately, they can’t do anything for your hair. In fact, it seems the more money you save, the fewer follicles you have to show for it. Factoring an interest rate of 5%, Minyanville reimagines the infamous Norwood Chart of Male Pattern Baldness as the place where solid financial planning and hair loss meet.

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12-05-2008, 11:11 am
Your hair gone and 401K in tatters due to economic crisis, the value of what is left won't buy what you though it would due to government malfeasance. You dwell on the though of what your life would have been like had you not gotten stuck Read More


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