Hollywood Saved by Men in Tights Nico Carbellano Aug 27, 2008 10:04 am |
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Neil Gaiman, author of the massively popular Sandman comic book series, has said that he used to think that comics were superior to movies because they have “an infinite special-effects budget.”
Now that movies, for all intents and purposes, also have an infinite special-effects budget, there's no limit to what Hollywood will bring (or will try to bring) to the screen. The Dark Knight cost $1.2 million per minute to make; Spiderman 3, perhaps the most expensive movie of all time,cost roughly $2 million per minute.
Of course, given the fact that superheroes are “a worldwide export...existing in 30 languages and in more than 60 countries," the hope is that they'll more than make up for it in global ticket sales, merchandising and licensing opportunities. Their iconic images can be plastered on everything from Band-Aids to lunchboxes to jockstraps.
As a result, many studios are closing their art-house labels and producing bigger, louder, faster -- but fewer -- movies each year.
Superheroes may also be dive-bombing our theaters for another reason: Many argue that they tap into Bush-era Americans' desire for righteous violence, for strong men (albeit in colorful tights) who are willing to shove civil rights aside in order to vanquish the evildoers.
Whether or not you agree with that diagnosis, one thing's clear: The superhero movie has certainly recovered from its undisputed low - 1997's Batman & Robin, with George Clooney suffering under the weight of both a rubber-nippled batsuit and an ambiguous sidekick.
Which is why it makes our list of the 10 worst comic book movies of all time:
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Tank Girl Lori Petty played the cult feminist icon opposite Ice-T, cast as a friendly mutant kangaroo. Which just goes to show how few positive role models women have on film. |
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Fantastic Four The Marvel quartet take on Dr. Doom after a cosmic storm gives them superpowers. Inaccuracies in storyline outweighed only by inaccuracies in physics. |
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Daredevil Ben Affleck is cast as The Man Without Fear - a fitting role, given his willingness to sign on to Jersey Girl, Surviving Christmas and Gigli. |
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Ghost Rider A biker becomes the Devil's bounty hunter; his head is completely immersed in flames. Inspired both by the comic book and a freak accident on the American Chopper set. |
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Howard the Duck If your secret desire to see a woman making out with a 3-foot anthropomorphic duck has lain dormant for far too long... This is your movie. |
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Steel DC Comics' poor-man’s version of Iron Man. At least it kept Shaquille O'Neal from devoting himself to his music career. |
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Supergirl Supergirl must save Argo City by escaping the Phantom Zone and retrieving the Omegahedron from an evil sorceress. And the movie's even stupider than it sounds. |
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Catwoman Audiences didn't buy the special effects in Halle Berry's turn as Catwoman - nor did they buy Sharon Stone's freakishly ageless complexion. But it wasn’t a total waste: It did inspire Berry to '' thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece-of-sh*t, god-awful movie.'' |
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Captain America The only film in this list not to be given an official theatrical release. Matt Salinger is so awful as the Cap'n, he considered going into seclusion. Just like his father, JD. |
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Batman and Robin Bat-nipples. That is all. |
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